I imagine he is seeing therapists if he’s openly borderline.  If not that’s not great.

The extreme mental distress it might cause the person that “broke his heart”?

Yeah that was some really nasty shit. That’s not what I look for in my sock purveyor.

Wait seriously, if you lend your car to someone and they have an accident, you’re liable?

Did he know that you actually paid for the tickets or did he think that you scored them for free somehow?

Those aren’t documentaries, you know.

Eugenie *wanted* to be a professional royal and perform duties but the Queen wouldn’t let her.

I thought a pineapple was right in the middle of the head, mostly seen on babies with only a little hair?  I’m Australian though so it might be different from country to country.

The “Baldwin” part of her name is a very strong clue.

That seems to be the point though? Less frequent bowel movements.

I imagine it gets to the stage where it’s not “trivial” before the ultimatum comes, most times.

The only stuff you really need to throw out is mascara.  Keep the rest of that stuff, unless it starts to smell or feel gross.

Not to be a stan, but he does donate a lot of money in a thoughtful way that makes me think that he’s not just doing it for the tax benefit.

He told The Guardian that he spends most of the nespresso money on a satellite program monitoring the movements of Omar al-Bashir, who is a vicious dictator. It’s called The Satellite Sentinel Project and it tracks the movements of al-Bashir’s army and tries to warn civilians of impending attacks.

Seriously, a lot of seriums (vit C, *definitely* retinol, etc) really make you sensitive even to even winter sun so either slather on the SPF (japanese sunscreen make some that don’t feel like cloggy claggy crap) or skip the serums.

If you’re using a vitamin C or a retinol serum of any kind you use should definitely be using at least a SPF+ sunscreen as well. Both those are photo-sensitising (make your skin even more prone to sun damage including age spots and wrinkles and pretty much every else age related, so you’re better off just not using…

Is he saying it was statutory rape? Or

The high tight ponytails can cause traction alopecia, which will show up as a receding hairline/temples/wherever you’re putting the tension. 

Don’t use a loofah on your face!  Just use your hands, or a washcloth!

Don’t use a loofah on your face!  Just use your hands, or a washcloth!

Remember that scene in Weeds where he was the bartender?