Too late to cry out in anguish but the exact right time to cry out in pain!

Maybe it's some serious muscle covered by a layer of fat? That would make it more likely to wobble the way you're describing, I think.

It does seem very thick, especially for her age, you're right. And a fringe is a good way to hide a lace front.

I believe she gets a professional blow dry every day.

Kind of fell in love with the "Awkward Flirting" girl.

If a professional naked dancer is dancing naked in front of you, feel free to look at whatever you want. She will not be offended.

No, they pushed them off a turntable with a broom.

It wasn't sheet cake, he made those cakes!

I figure he either thought I was playing ultra-hard to get, or he was just truly insane so who knows. Oh I remembered something else as well, the "Lol, if you didn't want to talk to me you'd have blocked me" was in response to me saying that I would contact the site admin if he didn't stop harassing me!

Ugh, I remember telling a guy on an online dating thing repeatedly and clearly that I did not want to talk to him or have any more contact with him and he said something like "Lol, if you really didn't want to talk to me you would have blocked me". So I did and he tracked me down to my Facebook profile. Ugh.

He and his wife have a legit open marriage though, they've both confirmed it in print.

They're still going to hold the contest next year?

I think the opposite of barfing against a tree would be eating vomit off a tree.

Maybe you guys should be eating vegetables or something.

For a second I thought that "Peppermint Snaps" said "Peppermint Sharps" and it was a play on those jars for syringes, etc that you see in medical settings and public toilets. That would be kind of cute if a little ... dark.

Those defense CAT things are illegal in a bunch of places, including most of Australia (as is mace, pepper spray, etc). A small can of deodorant or hairspray never is though!

Try pretending you're a woman online for extra masochism!

Ooh, where'd you get the faux fur coat from?

Yeah some who like to shave their faces in the shower have no-fog ones exactly like that.

You don't think it's calculated? Especially the paintings?