Is there a Canadian dating app called Hoser?

Frank. Frank! Darling. Sweetie. Asshole.

That guy in the Lakers gear needs a pink belly. He’s almost as big a douche as Lavar.

He’s on that military cop show everyone who votes for Kennedy Center honors loves.

As we began our search for our next head football coach earlier this month, I promised that I would pour all my energy and effort into this process.

“It is laughable to assume that Mr. Hannity is capable of conducting a fair and balanced interview. He is not known for journalistic integrity.”

Actually I’d much prefer to be rid of Standard Time. DST is the shit, who needs more light at 5:00 am?

“If only he had a gun in his other hand, he could have stopped himself.”

Maybe you do, for me it’s a living hell.

My favorite call-in was my Dad’s. There was an NFLer that graduated from one of the big schools and it got out that he was illiterate (I don’t recall who it was, this must have been before James Brooks though, because I was definitely a kid.) Anyway, the whole show was about what a scandal it was and how it was…

masking weaknesses and maximizing strengths of each and every player on his unit. I understand that this is a basic concept of coaching, but in the NBA, this is very very rare phenomenon to actually see in execution.

Always stings when they remind you that you’re just part of the help.

Thoughts and prayers for you on this difficult decision.

I think Floridians would have a hard time accepting Frost around as a full time thing instead of once every few years.

I use to teach algebra...

“Mommy, how come this ogre is orange and isn’t funny or nice like Shrek?”

Biggest douchebag I’ve ever met is Gottleib. Which says a lot considering I worked at an Ivy League university.

Typical racist institution firing the only POC on their staff and replacing him with a white man!

Cool, but if you put a 26.2 sticker on your car I will run you off the road.