She was asking for it. If she just respected the correct “diversity of thought” celebrated by the right, she’d have been fine. If she didn’t want to be assaulted, she’d be married and home making dinner for her husband and kids.

The fact that a woman was shouted down and required a security escort for departing just the tiniest bit from orthodoxy on women’s issues would give conservatives a lot to think about, if conservatives ever thought about anything.

The “#UsToo: Left Out by the Left”

“Racism is bad, and I’m not bad, so I’m not a racist. The reason I think _____s are ______ is just science.”

I love this rant

These motherfuckers need a goddamn hobby. Folks just want to live their lives without some nosey puritans getting up their asses. The next time some rightwing blow hard tries to give me a “small government” argument I’m going to take a dump in their lap.

“A public library in Iowa is reviewing policies on including LGBTQ literature after more than 340 residents petitioned to stop the acquisition of books that explore gender identity and sexual orientation.”

An agenda that LGBTQ exist and deserve to be treated with respect and humanity?

“We’re not asking for banning because I know that would just sink our ship,”

Between implying that one of the Florida school shooting survivors is an FBI plant and observing that “po’ folks in India be happy, yo,” Junior is giving his racist, fat-ass daddy a run for his money in the “Douche Nozzle of the Day” contest. Aaaaaaannnd the votes have been counted... it’s a tie, again. It’s always a…

Actually, I’ve seen #2 referred to as leggings OR ‘yoga tights’. Yoga pants definitely have a flare to them and also, I don’t really prefer to wear them for yoga or any other workout. When doing yoga, I don’t like how they fall down my leg, and I will trip myself on the flared part doing any other workout. I prefer…

If the very toned gentleman with the amazing calves at my gym can wear shorts so short I am just waiting for a nut to come flying out... then I can wear my spandex and no makeup and no one should say anything

“I got you a new gift, a divorce!”

You forget the most dire threat of all, trans women* relieving themselves in public restrooms! /s

Millions elected Trump to be their coach,” Ingraham said. “So keep the political commentary to yourself, or, as someone once said, ‘shut up and dribble.’

As a teen in the 90s, I got to hear details about Clarance Thomas’s pubic hair, Monica Lewinsky’s crusty blouse and Bill Clinton’s unique method of getting his cigars moist . So I say “Bring on the gross details” because I have at least one refill of Zoloft left and I don’t want it to go to waste.

Yes. A good leader would step in front of cameras to console a grieving nation and commit to solving the gun problem in America.

Here’s what the press briefing room looked like after Newtown. The shooting was not a good reason to cancel the briefing, it was a good opportunity to cancel the briefing.

Wish it were Eric and Don Jr

One of my favorite things with couples who have been together a long time is when they unashamedly correct each other or politely bicker. (I like it because it’s a nice reminder that they’ve found someone they are completely comfortable being and expressing themselves around.) So, my favorite part was Jerry telling…