This may shock you, but many times the use of the word”like” is a signifier for a metaphor. A metaphor isn’t necessarily true but it used as an example. But points for trying to pick a fight instead of talking about the subject. Enjoy your day!

Yeah, that’s really not the point here.

Harper’s should kill Roiphe’s piece and publish Moira Donegan’s essay instead.

“I have to say it’s a little disturbing that anyone besides Trump views Twitter as a reliable news source.”

Are they “done” though? He’s still rich, free, and attempting to sue his victims into the ground.

Wow. Could they make “MAN” any bigger in that photo caption? It’s like they heard that there were women using their own voices and they just...panicked.

From your keyboard to God’s screen.

The difference is that there was humanity involved in that one.

Here is my image of another Nazi gasbag going down in flames.

“I think the president uses ‘wall’ for ‘border security,’”

“When Sen. Dianne Feinstein proposed a “clean Dream Act”—meaning a Dream Act without additional security/enforcement measures attached—Trump initially was all cool that sounds great! and House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy was like ahh no back up wtf!!! Trump then said he would sign literally whatever passes…

There was only one Code 45*-eligible word tweeted out today. It’s not exactly profound, but it answers a couple of questions, such as: “Which states are the ones you will fuck over every chance you get?” and “How is most of the world feeling virtually every goddamned minute of every miserable goddamned day since you…

IKR??? No one is complaining about men being “gentlemanly.”

Also, what if I want to show up to my job and, oh, I don’t know, maybe... DO WORK instead of being “persistently, cack-handedly seduced?”

Wrong pejorative, Triple T my dude. For me you probably want the one that can also mean a bundle of sticks.

That’s what sexually aggressive men needed: Women defending them.

What’s more romantic than watching your boss jerk off into a plant??? American women JUST DON’T GET IT!

Thank you! This is the main thing I see commenters on article not fucking getting. My husband and his family have been here 17 years through TPS, and have all been upstanding taxpayers the whole time. TPS gives you a work permit and social to work under, but all I see are commenters saying “Good, that’s 200,000 less…

With a history like that, it’s no wonder the party doesn’t believe in evolution.

If you experience joy or schadenfreude lasting for more than four consecutive hours, seek medical attention immediately.

but we’ve all said those things