I’m hoping God will smite her and her conversion therapist husband for even considering a run.

“Michelle Bachmann is “praying on” whether or not she should try for Al Franken’s Senate seat.”

“Dog-haircovered leggings speckled with bleach stains.”

Perfect comment is perfect.

From a Venn diagram point of view, the intersection of the group A) Beauty Pageants Should Be A Thing, and B) Sexual Harassment Should Not Be A Thing, is exceedingly small, and might in fact only include Gretchen Carlson. If you add group C) Racism Is Still A Thing And Needs To Stop, the intersection becomes the null…

An excellent step in ensuring the integrity of a contest where women are wheeled around like the evening’s offerings at Morton’s Steakhouse. Progress!

I have tried to fix everything that people have told me is wrong with me. 

Nah. It’s hard to win a suit if you’re coming after someone who published an accusation that X Celebrity is a real bitch or is hard to work with. 

1) All verified accounts must be associated with a credit card, bank account, cell phone and “public email account”.

Disagree. Somebody had to take this kind of thing public to shame Twitter into doing something about Pizzagate promoters. Teigan is famous enough to get people to pay attention, and well-liked enough that nobody’s going to think she “deserved” it. I’m glad she decided to talk.

Worth it. They can afford it, and the principle is righteous.

If you could sue over that, we’d all be rich.

Yeah, except a thinly veiled accusation that his wife is involved in a pedo sex ring and pimps her infant daughter is defamation.

“You need to take my family’s name out of your mouth before you get sued.”

Projection: When right wing people accuse left wing people of pedophilia while trying to put a pedophile in the senate.

I believe the tone of the article is that “Tony” is a “John” and the “first date” was a “girlfriend experience” gone horribly, horribly awry.

Good god, he is a moron. Proof right there in that tweet.

You guys missed a good one, just bundle up

Okay I’m going to be the worst here, and this is based purely on my experiences. I am not a doctor. But, for Depressed Work Chick:

That is so offensive that you would suggest that "speaking proper" for black people is us trying to be white. My mind is blown.