Turns out the British actually won the American Revolution.

I think Angelina will just try to return the kids to Benetton for a refund.

Or marriage is a dead paradigm no matter how physically attractive you are.

Jack Gerrmond: It was OK
WRONG!

Get Eddie Signed to be Jefferson Twilight to get that live action Venture Brothers Greenlit.

The Clintons are a cancer on American democracy and destroyed the old Democratic party that at least had some regard for the welfare of the poor and working class.

I heard you had left.

"former McClatchy Washington Bureau Chief James Asher tweeted Friday that (Hillary Henchman Sidney)
Blumenthal had “told me in person” that Obama was born in Kenya."

They really are. The fact that corporate America has selected Hillary and Trump is keeping even with her no matter how hard he tries to lose must be maddening for them.

You've clearly never seen the conspiracy film The Manitobin Candidate

Oh, Oh which part am I?

Leave Huma out of this, those rumors are totally false.

OK, that one was harder, I don't feel I should Google it as that would be cheating. You stumped me.

Say what you will about trolls but, all that hiding under brides makes them experts in their construction.

"Hillary, I know that name."

Would I Lie to You? should be Hillary's campaign song.

Obama did zing Trump pretty hard tonight at the Congressional Black Caucus Foundation dinner.

Just like Ernst Stavro Blofeld.

They have black people in Canada.