I was once in a restaurant where Val Kilmer got a sandwich named after him. He looked impressed.

Is it bad that I read the whole interview in his Jackie Chiles voice?

I like my orange juice to be pulpy and effective. It helps me start my day.

"Jimmy my Darmody"

Mighty Joe John thought this episode was OK.

I bet the show ends with them all flying to Paris while some blonde chick calls Ben "Amazing"

I'm gonna start an indie rock band called "Jeff Goldblum's Vinegar Strokes"

DM does GB = Danish Man does German Bisexual?

Creed needs to take us higher.

I think it would've been more relevant to the theme if they played Old Maid.

He should change his name to Alexander Pleasure, because his films are enjoyable.

I always cry when my dad's shoes are untied. This mostly happens when we're out jogging.

This is my slave. High five! Great success!

The second song was "Sailing" by the great Christopher Cross. Not to be confused with the rap group Kriss Kross.

I share a birthday with Cuba Gooding Sr.

He never let life weigh him down

I bet after the whole thing settles, everyone ends up in a church.

Just stay out of his way or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.

The could make a whole episode of just the two meatballs falling down and flashing their junk.

Nobody fucks with Paul Lazarro