Quattro got up early that morning. Something felt different, but it all started the way it always did. As the sky started getting pale in the East, he cleared the morning dew off of his headlights with a sweep of his wipers. His V8 fired, coughed, and roared to life. As the sun broke over the cornfields, he took a…

When I told them they should send me a test car to Budapest, this wasn't what I meant.

.413 is like surgical anesthesia.

But then you'll be just another douchey dudebro driving a Ram 1500 Penis Compensator.

"Bet you won't, pussy." -Dog

It seeks unspecified money damages.

For comparison here is a normal person driving a hellcat. He runs a 12.1 1/4 mile. The base model GTR would more than dominate this car. 1.06 seconds is a large defeat.

Bone stock Base model 2015 GTR running an 11.04 . A bone stock Callenger Hellcat with a seasoned driver ran an 11.2 as their highest pass possible and had to change to drag slicks to get to 10.8 . They are obviously not an apples to apples comparison due to price range, but no stock hellcat will ever beat any model…

1 - No, but I'm not valeting it.

Do the valets trip about themselves and fight each other bare-fisted just to get you to let them park it?

13th Amendment.

Love that I6 music.

"And most importantly, it'll roast the tires through the first two gears, because 2GR"

I disagree. I could watch that without throwing up in my mouth.

All I can is I sympathise. The only people who ever say "man up" or "it's the internet" are the people who don't see the private hate mail.

Guess I'll post mine. 2006 4Runner 2wd with the 1GR. I used to go off roading all the time but now I go and hit up road courses and does fairly well. Still have lots to do to it.

(kinja'd)

Yeah but the end of the day you're in a Neon.

Love that movie. Especially the Lambo that's in it. At least, I'm pretty sure it's a Lambo...