theshelbyguy
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theshelbyguy

:/

a huge roach came up from dash when I turned on the defroster (was a very unusually cool 68 degrees at like 6am in November) and I thought my wife was going to have a heart attack..

Especially on Kauai. The massive wild chicken population - due to the last hurricane setting tons free - helps a LITTLE bit with the roaches.

It’s one reason a couple of the islands have huge feral chicken populations. Cockroaches are apparently delicious, if you’re a chicken.

Now show us how he parked at the airport...

I live about 30 miles from that airport and every time I mow my lawn, I see thousands of them in the grass trying to run away from the mower. We had some in a car as well. Not many, but it was enough to convince us to get rid of our TDI early. The wife simply wouldnt drive it anymore after she saw a few.

OK, I’m not a huge fan of cabin air filters, but this is the best reason I’ve seen yet for having one.

One time I got 38 likes, 16 retweets and 7 comments. I was pretty stoked because i’m pathetic.

Well damn...

We should give Jason his own section of Jalopnik called Torchlopnik. Full of wacky, reasonably well thought out things like this.

The NEJM recommends wearing “the appropriate eyewear” when using firecrackers.

Yeah, but with like 10% less cash than he had on him before.

He’ll respawn at the hospital in a few anyway.

If this were Texas it is probably legal.

Maybe not the correct reaction 100%, but man messing with a pregnant lady is definitely not a good idea. Hopefully she gets off with some community service or something.

Saw it on the news earlier. Agreed, you can’t just run someone down with a 2-ton machine because of petty theft, but emotionally I’m with her 100%. Hopefully she has a lenient judge.

I’m the person who wrote in. And yes it absolutely must have a manual transmission. Automatics are the soulless tools of the devil. $10K is my budget for a 2nd car for the weekends. Yes I could afford more, but I also have (finally) learned to live within my means. Unfortunately that cap has put the S2000 out of

“Bluetooth-enabled fidget spinner”

Wait, bluetooth-enabled fidget spinner? Why...