I still think Rodney is worse than Dan.

Shirin spent too much of her Survivor preparation slaughtering rabbits instead of practicing puzzles.

Jenn won't quit.

I thought this episode was awesome purely on an entertainment level. I laughed my ass off several times, mostly at Dan. But that final vote was a tough blow.

I thought her social game was just pure mastery. She did make a few enemies, but she just had an innate ability to wrap so many people around her finger. I'm thinking mainly of Russell Hantz in Heroes v. Villains. She could be completely conniving and deceptive, yet charming at the same time. And her playing the…

Fuck yeah. Parvati is the best out of all the seasons I've seen (I haven't seen them all). Boston Rob is up there as well.

Yeah, I guess that's why we like Shirin. She's saying the same thing we're thinking, right there in the damn episode, before we even have a chance to type it here in the comments.

I've come around a lot on Jenn. I thought she was a little obnoxious at first. The way she acted on the pole when something stung her, and she laughed even as she cried, and stayed on the damn pole - badass.

What about when Dan told Shirin he was stung by a jellyfish and she immediately, enthusiastically volunteered to pee on him? That was my favorite part of this episode.

I kept thinking that too. They spelled it wrong.

"Fuck! She's dead. I guess you bought that battery for nothing."

I agree. He smoked crack several episodes ago when he went on the bender and lost his settlement money. While he clearly wants to live, he's never been one to be careful with his health. This was all about his concern for Bianca.

Shit, you got me. They were the opening act AND the headliner. I got a tweet in between that they were no longer cool.

I went to see an obscure band you haven't heard of open for a band that was famous but uncool. The obscure band kicked ass. After they finished, I RACED for the door before I had to hear one note from the famous band. I drove home feeling very cool and superior. At home I drank a Pabst Blue Ribbon and smoked a…

Admitting you don't abjectly hate Candlebox and the Spin Doctors? You must not be a cool person.

lmfao. I don't know. Shirin's reenactment might have been funnier.

Yeah, I thought that was a little weird for Survivor. They even captured the face it was making. Fuck. Fuck. Another one. Fuck. Ok, I'm done. I'm going back in the ocean.

Rodney just sucks. I want him gone so bad. I don't even want to hate-watch him or watch him squirm and watch a demise that culminates over 2-3 more episodes. I want him fucking gone. He is just an awful excuse for a human. He reminds me of a shitty Real World cast member. He would have fit right in on that, or…

When they were watching the turtle, I kept thinking someone would say, "Can we eat it?"

I swear, all I can think is Ian Ziering/Steve Sanders. To the point that I literally call him Ian or Steve and half the time can't remember his real name.