Welcome to Trump’s America, snowflake.

1) Tweets are tech.

LeBron James Denies Report That He Is “Tempted To Beat Kyrie’s Ass”

This would be my response too if I was his neighbor. As long as I’m living next door to a cray-cray man with a pistol who ain’t afraid to use it in broad daylight, I’m kissing his ass.

Yes, the truck was threatening him and clearly had it coming.

Oh Florida.

Ah yes. He’s mad that trucks are parked in front of his property. The logical action is to render them immobile.

That’s a pretty stark correlation.

When people ask what happened here, tell them that winter came for House Pornhub, and lots of people didn’t.

For a song about butts I thought I see some butts. If you know what I mean? It’s 2017 and women are out there doing squats like all the time.

I think Eddie Murphy would have been a better pick but, yeah, I think Will Smith is a good choice.

how many people do this with kids? As a choice, I mean.

Ain’t that America. A white woman falsely accuses a black man of rape and ruins his reputation yet SHE’S the one allowed to continue her life and career free of consequences.

Well, since Black Twitter already dragged her I have another question. Why the hell is Miss South Africa white?

Clearly his technique of standing flatfooted, in one place while telegraphing huge, looping hooks is going to do well against one of the most technical, defensive fighters in history.

I think Donald may know a thing or two about not paying taxes.

Gonna be honest here he’s in pretty good shape

Gross. Gross. Gross. But I’m really stuck at how this can’t be a health and safety violation. Does anyone have a theory? Even with the 80 proof mandate. Also, I’m an alcoholic in recovery and have been known to drink a lot. A lot a lot. But how drunk do you have to be to drink this thing?

The second I read “I am a victim” I got suspicious. I wanted to take her claim seriously but given the circumstances and reason the show even exists, the outlook wasn’t too hot. Now with footage and eyewitnesses, hopefully there won’t be too much irreparable damage to the guy’s world .