No, that answers the question of whether Bears will crawl into shit for a delicious chicken dinner.

Well that answers that question about where the bear shits.

What the hell was Jay Cutler doing in Turkey???

+1 vial of holy water

To be fair, as a childhood Oregon State fan who had to endure years of Derek Anderson, every interception is Anderson’s fault.

That doesn’t make Rivera any less stupid.

For some reason, Cam Newton was benched, and it’s unclear why the much better QB wasn’t on the field.

Rivera was going to send an email to Adam Schefter announcing the punishment, but he couldn’t find his laptop.

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I’m glad that the law has finally stopped looking the other way with this bullshit.

And the blown out eye. That’s creepy, too.

Here’s a fun lesson I learned, Trump has no rock bottom. Every time I see him I think, “Welcome to the pit of despair, don’t even try to escape.”. But I guess we’re actually in a swamp instead of a pit.

It’s becoming kristall clear that our pres elect has the Reich stuff.

Yep. A real nachtmare!

You know, after the election I thought, “Okay, lets be realisitc here. Things won’t be too crazy, at least not for a little bit. There will be some room to breathe before the Shitlord-Elect takes office and maybe we can all calm down a bit.”. But nope. Every god damn day is one more anxiety heaped on another.

I never do this, but...

I don’t want this to come across the wrong way, so I apologize if I sound condescending/rude/judgmental.

Avatar did the same for me.