Fisher’s response?

Not to generalize, but I’m sure most women who marry old sacks of crap like Trump are eventually hoping to be wealthy widows. Becoming First Lady must be the worst possible outcome for Melania.

“...Melania is extremely close to Baron,” the source told the Post, “and they have become closer during the campaign...”

Same. Scorched earth.

She was hoping she’d be free of him November 9th. Instead, she’s stuck for another 4-8 years.

They do realize they’re setting themselves up for a whole lot of spit in their coffee, right?

A few assistant coaches screamed “Joe, look out!”. But he didn’t listen. When it comes to his assistants warning him about danger, Joe was deaf.

+1

+1 Fucking Savage

I have but one start to give, so you also get a GIF to show my appreciation for that joke.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

Why are they still your friends?

Whatever happened to cutting a hole in a vegetable or gourd of some sort, microwaving it for a couple of seconds, and fucking it?

I had to watch it in slow motion for my tired eyes to be sure, but homeboy was definitely losing to that corner man. He ate a counter and another clean hit to the temple.

Starting to train for the next fight right after the end of the last fight.

Pictured: Skip Bayless

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

That’s for a player that goes out of bounds and comes back in bounds.

Somewhere Bill Belichick just became urgently aroused, and he doesn’t know why.