Counterpoint: Spiderman’s new costume is butt

Yeah, why do people care that a caster for one of the world’s most popular esports was publicly fired by Gabe Newell - President, CEO, and billionaire of one of the most important gaming companies on the planet? I can’t believe a videogame news website is even reporting this.

I’m sure there are lots of steam achievements with only one person or no people having gotten them. They belong to games like this one; games that no one plays.

I am right there with you.

The point in my life where I feel so old I have absolutely no idea who this is someone change my bedpan please.

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

Did I just get lucky and not go to a school with psychopaths? What the hell is this shit?

And cue “Aliens” guy....

This is going to be such a glorious shitshow.

I’m so glad this team that I have unnecessarily invested so many emotions into for nearly twenty years fired the best coach it had employed in over a decade for having too big an ego before hiring a coach with an even bigger ego, who sucks.

jesus fucking christ. that poor girl.

To be fair, brain damage likely accounts for over 50% of his support.

So he’s positioning himself as the pro-brain damage candidate. That’s different. Wonder if he also supports lead poisoning or if he’s only for trauma-related brain damage?

At his age, Trump should know a lot about “going soft.”

Can it be activated via the Clapper?

huh? he specifically tells Anakin to wait at the temple.

*nerd glasses*

He’s an alcoholic who’s getting ready to flush a lucrative career down the toilet because none of his enablers (his parents, friends and the Cleveland Browns) will admit it’s a problem.

"You want Mario gone? Get in line."