30 is an awesome age. Old enough to stop giving as many fucks, young enough to still have plenty of fucks left.

My mother taught me to always be humble

As dog lover, i feel like...this dog just is probably not enjoying life at this point? Oozing sore, tumor in the mouth, blind, incontinent, 17 years old, and for 3 years in a row its owner drags the poor thing to be put on display as the worlds ugliest dog?

“The original by Gary Jules....”

Ahhh, ok.

to be fair theres a bit said in the book about how he DOESN’T look jewish (ie: the nickname “the swede”).

No but the bit where Toby has to explain to her what happened to Josh and she doesn’t understand. :(((((

YOU GUYS!!! Are you listening to The West Wing Weekly? The first couple episodes are a little rough - just boring, mostly, and too long - but they get their footing pretty quickly. By episode 4 or so, they’ve got a pretty good groove. It’s so good!

Stand there in the corner and be wrong.

My favourite ever Josh and Donna interaction is in season 2 when she’s telling him about an ex boyfriend that stopped to have a beer on the way to take her to the hospital. Josh says -

I echo your sentiments, however there will always be breeders and I’m guessing Bailey’s humans are not of the “backyard” variety if this bitch got a C-section at Auburn. Everyone should adopt, but there are such things as responsible breeders. It’s not all black and white. I have met some wonderfully responsible…

Don’t forget the 24 year-old teacher tied to a cinder block at the bottom of a pond:

it me.

I mean, this isn’t the first time Pete Campbell’s baby mama kept her pregnancy and delivery a secret.

I’m somewhat of a connoisseur of little shits and I get more of a high-spirited vibe from George.

I really would not be down with that thing staring down at me during sex. Or over breakfast. Or at the beach. Or literally ever.

How generous of you to not have a problem when I have a glass once in awhile.

OP said camera lenses can be male-gazey. This is a perfect application of OP’s statement. If going into someone’s face to shoot them against their will isn’t male-gazey-rapeish, I don’t know what is.

no it’s America and we paid for you

Dude, you paid for a movie ticket/cable and received a movie/tv show. End of contract.