The lies of depression can exist only in isolation. Brought out into the open, lies are revealed for what they are.

also, i live in the midwest and it’s nice to smell like something other than clinique “happy” or fucking tommy girl.

i got into hanson a little bit after the trend cause i went on a website to make fun of hanson fans and then was like oh lol nvm this is gr8

Or nah.

Well... at least she isn’t one of those I-don’t-understand-how-life-works commercial people?

He also tried to date rape her at that party and then yelled at her when she said no, but lol, he appreciated her brain! #justjessthings

I’m rewatching the series now with my roommate on Netflix and she had never seen it, and man is it totally different when you watch it as an adult.

I don’t object to Sookie being pregnant a third time, but that whole “I-never-actually-got-the-vasectomy-and-thus-have-been-running-the-risk-of-impregnating-you-all-this-time” storyline is ick ick ick. And so not in character for the show.

BIGGEREST SWERVE: The power couple Rory and Paris are planning their wedding now that it’s legal and that’s why everyone is back in town.

agreed

I’m still disappointed that Dean is gonna be in the reboot. I hated that guy.

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The older I get, the more convinced I am that there’s something fundamentally wrong with men who continue insisting that 18-year-old women are the most attractive women.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, and you bet your sweet ass! “Pam’s garden had gone to seed, but certain corners still recalled, if you squinted, the vestiges of the lush immaculateness that had made the garden such a source of admiration in earlier days.” (The garden is a metaphor for Pam’s vagina. And, like, America.)

How much do you guys wanna pay me to write a Jonathan Franzen novel? It’s about a dissatisfied upper-middle-class white genius who doesn’t feel challenged by his wife. But it’s really about, like, America.

That’s it. That’s who I thought of the minute I saw her in this. He replicated his ex, who is clearly still his muse.

From all accounts, Jennifer is a perfectly lovely person and a pleasure to work with. But, look, she is a limited actress.

The only thing that can stop a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun. Arm all toddlers!

Hopefully her wound will be covered with Liberal Tears brand gauze.