She dropped him as a client and ended his skincare services.
I love! If I had wanted a diamond-i would have gone with one like yours. Classic and perfect : ) I did want a different stone so mine is a ruby and my husband did the best job-I love my ring and stare at it often (and yes-Molly-lets post our rings and see how pretty they all are!)
After I got engaged, it struck me how weird people are with rings — especially other people’s rings.
I hate Nick Kroll. But he’s at least a billionaire. What does Jon Hamm have? I don’t think Amy needs another cheating alcoholic like Will Arnett.
Amy is way too good for Nick. Talent wise. Looks wise. Intelligence wise. Now that she’s available and the Hammaconda is back on the market, their mutual pal Tina needs to play matchmaker.
Ew. Gross. Charbucks?
Why? Because our lives are mundane drudgery and all of us want something, no matter how brief and stupid, that is magical and special to happen to us. No one gets an owl at age 11, no one follows a white rabbit down a hole. We sustain ourselves with fictions because reality is mostly an awful, cold place where you…
Your MIL sounds kind of awesome.
Scene- My bedroom, 2 AM, after a bottle and a half of wine.
Players (In a theatre sense, not like, a gross way to say ‘lovers’ or whatever)- My husband and also my me.
We were young, early 20’s, shitty on wine, having laugh sex, where we sort of clumsily bounced around the bedroom, laughing and not totally putting all…
Not sure if this is crazy enough but I got pregnant in our church parking lot by my equally horny Jesusy boyfriend. Our son is now 22 and we have been married for 21 years. We do anal on both of us.
I’m only a very drunk person who though it a good idea to Jezebel before bed.
Well this is a story of my grandfather at a moment of great family sadness and pain.
This is a nice perspective in amongst the rather angry ones.
Nothing against your comment in particular, but I miss the days when Jez discouraged talking about specific numbers. Now there will be a million comments about whether x height and x weight is really “fat.” Numbers tend to derail the discussion.
This is about my twin sister. First day of school, she was in second grade. A boy named Ricky started picking on her. Pulling at her hair, slapping, kicking and terrorizing her. She was scared but nobody did anything. The teacher just told Ricky to stop it but he continued. He was big and an asshole. He grabbed her…
You will not take my first pissing contest win from me, haters! I WATCHED MY UNCLE’S FACE COLLAPSE!
I used to teach elementary art in a really low-income school district near Denver. One student, Franklin, was a third-grader who was homeless and living in a car with his mother at the time. The district and social services were aware and helping as much as possible, but mom was hard to work with due to some ongoing…
Man, I was sure the sex worker one would be a winner!