HOW ARE THERE NO GIFS OF TEDDY TALKING ABOUT HIS ‘BOYDLE’ FROM BOBS BURGERS

No, the one good thing about waist trainers was realizing my 9 year old has been listening to me when a commercial came on for them during Little House On The Prairie. Her exact quote was, “I bet there isn’t something like this for men.”

I decided to start doing brisk walking in the morning a year ago. Got up, heard a gunshot in the alley behind my house - then sirens. Gave that plan up bc someone was killed right behind my house.

How to start your day like Mocena:

Use my phone as an alarm clock? Fehh. I would never. I use my IPad as an alarm clock because HOW AM I GONNA SEE ALL THE DISCOURAGEMENT ON THE INTERNET WITH BLEARY MORNING EYES on a tiny little phone screen?

Although it sounds like the result of some freaked-out parent being annoying, these sunburns are legitimately terrible.

Deadspin’s article has a pretty good rundown on the damage killing Cecil will do. He was a big part of their tourism and an important part of the local pride of lions. Not only is their main attraction, the friendly lion, dead, but his cubs will be killed AND he was killed at night after being lured away from the…

I live 10 minutes from his office. People here are fucking PISSED.

Maybe he feels...hunted?

Personally I can’t talk about a few of my exes. Because when you invoke the name of a demon they tend to materialize out of thin air.

literally what the fuck is wrong w you colin

Oh my god! I may be allergic to red! I am one of those people I hate!

I am 9 weeks pregnant and have tried to give up BCO due to some serious food aversions but I just can’t turn away.

PLEASE tell me there’s somebody else out there who doesn’t see the appeal of Taylor Kitsch. He’s blaaaaaaaaaaand. And not bland in a good way like white rice with butter and salt, bland in a bad way like listening to Coldplay on a road trip to Cleveland.

i really don’t understand why, but this saddens me.

WOW FUCK YOU ELLIE

It’s pretty rich of her to construe a homeland security dude doing his job as “trying to get his 15 minutes” considering she hitched her wagon to an aging alcoholic superstar and hasn’t looked back since.

Okay, so I am in a bad mood, granted, but this is so far out of my ken as an ordinary citizen that I am not feeling it. I understand that women actors in Hollywood are up in arms over smaller paychecks than their male counterparts are granted and well they should be, but how does this impact us as a whole? So Jennifer…