I had a Cairn terrier, 10 pounds max, who put up with no crap from other dogs. A little human toddler? Oh yes, pull my ears, pull my tail, scream at me; here, let me roll on my back and expose my belly for you to play with and there’s some more fur to pull on.

Yeah...our pit bull, rottie, beagle and heeler have all pretty much helped raise all 3 of our kids from the minute they come home from the hospital. I love a baby and I love a dog but I *especially* love dogs and babies together.

Isn’t this the guy that molested his transgender niece? The guy that “nice guy” George Clooney punched out on the set of “Three Kings”? The guy that Lily Tomlin lost her shit at? WHY do people continue to make movies with him, and why do people continue to throw money at him to fund said movies?

thank you

I’ll just read Blonde again if I want a someone fictionalized account of her life, thanks.

Clothing with names is the #1 thing that prevents us for returning it or consigning it

“Clothing with names is the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping”

15 year old me would be stoked my barely A cup boobs are now DDs. Like, totally stoked.

If you woke up as your 15 year old self, what do you think your 15 year old self would think of your current life?

I am sorry to tell you this but unless either of you are Aubrey Plaza, then Anna Kendrick lied to you.

We can’t wait for you to get back to work—maybe you won’t have time to be on Facebook quite so much.

When I had kids I just unfriended every cool person I knew until all I had left was family and some equally irritating parent friends. It was the only fair solution for everyone.

Jesus Christ, what a bunch of butts. I don’t have kids and I don’t want kids and I don’t really like kids but I do my best to nod along supportively when people talk about their kids or show me pictures or whatever because that is basic human courtesy and also I guess it’s really nice that people love their kids? It’s…

I like Calvin Harris and I think you should like whoever you like!

Reportedly, Harris thinks she “demeans” herself by writing about her past relationships.