One of the most pornographic car collections in America and that's your takeaway? REALLY?

Also, everybody knows you don't do shots of Fireball. You do BOTTLES of Fireball.

Why did you switch from driving a BMW to a Saab on Seinfeld? Not that it was a bad move, just curious.

As a Philadelphian who has had to satisfy the cheesesteak craving at different locations around the world, I will offer some advice on securing the thinly sliced steak. Most of your small "mom and pop" butchers have a deli slicer and will gladly toss some rib-eye on there if you ask. Most will do it if you ask in…

Then remove it with your hands.

Then stay home, or get a better brush.

Why is the tach upside down?

I saw the first picture and I thought "who the hell is charging 99K for a Pontiac Fauxrarri???" I am now ashamed.

Put this on Twitter & Facebook, and forward it to any radio station with a "Morning Zoo" type program. It'll have 250K+ shares before sundown, because the internet is largely gullible.

The title of this article acts like Tebow didn't win 2 National championships and a Heisman in college, but rather that ESPN made that up. Did they way overblow much of his coverage? Sure. Did they "create" Tim Tebow? No, his parents did that. Most likely in the missionary position.

Snoop Dogg likes rolling paper so damn much.

Angrily protesting the absence of the E86 M Coupe.

Guys, let me help you out. It's simple: Spray, delay, then walk away.
Spray your cologne up in the air (not all up and down your body), then walk into the cloud. Delay for a moment—a second or two. Then walk away. You're done. No more.Simple tip, courtesy of an ancient epsiode of Queer Eye I can't even remember how…

Yeah but what can I get my black friends?

She shouldn't stop living her life but perhaps she should be a little more tactful and not post publicly for awhile.

So she's supposed to stop living her life because an accident happened?