"You might be tempted to turn down the dance, but don't do that, because you're basically taking money out of the dancer's pocket just as much as if you'd just pulled a $20 out of her garter. "

Say what you want about Call of Duty but you leave Sons of Anarchy out of this.

"Another Wilson rep says something catastrophic—and likely intentional—would have to happen to the ball's internal air bladder to bring about the deflation the Patriots' balls are accused of undergoing."

*Cough*

Maybe I'm too tired, but I originally read this as "killed by cannabis".

It's been a while since I took constitutional law, but I can imagine some pretty serious commerce clause issues with trying to enforce this.

Come on now, there's a football angle here.

"He reeked of Jim Beam and Slim Jims"

Reminds me of when I tried to get a win and a save with the same pitcher in MLB 2K7. I had Tim Wakefield start a game, go 7 innings, then moved him to first base for an inning, brought in a reliever for the eighth, then brought Wakefield back to the mound in a save situation for the ninth. But it turns out that one of…

The only thing is that they're actually mocking the Navy's recruitment videos, which obviously use the SEALs as a massive marketing tool (and who actually do the shit the Swedes are making fun of, though granted it's a very, very tiny fraction of the Navy).

A what?

What the hell? That is oddly specific.

That's what he gets for not going to Ty Law's trampoline park.

I know this is (mostly) a joke... I think? But this won't really change anything noticeable for consumers. From the article it seems that they're selling them off subject to franchise agreements, so TGI Fridays will still maintain basically total control of the 'vision' of the chain. The menu, decorations and…

I'm actually surprised Manny never did this as a joke.

Yeah, that seems very, very wrong to me. Off the top of my head, 2013 Manning and 2010 Brady come to mind.

I'm sorry, but that is an absolute cheapshot and illegal. Baker well knew that the play was imminently about to be over and that he was only hitting Foles to try and injure him. Add in dragging Peters around by the facemask in the brawl and I hope he gets a nice little suspension.

Addazio always makes me think of the Futurama episode where Bender will explode if he stops partying. I think Addazio would actually self-combust if he stopped exuding excitement and positivity for even an second.

Orangie's pretty fuckin' tough.