Bryce Harper? Kind of simplistic, but both dudes who have had incredible careers, and have been on talented teams that consistently manage to underachieve in the playoffs.

Carl Hagelin has eliminated the Caps from the playoffs every single year of his career except 2014 when Washington missed the playoffs. This year would make him 6 for 6.

She french fries the entire way down. I watched three times just to be sure. Doesn’t pizza even once. This woman should be on a stamp.

Her going down the run reminded me of my 80 year old dad walking across an icy parking lot.

I’d like to see you try and qualify for Women’s Freestyle Skiing, Patrick.

Presumably when CBC noticed this, they successfully counted to 5 and corrected themselves. NBC would have continued to say 3, then cut away after the first 6 shots.

“Do you believe in miracles?... Neither do we. Let’s cut away and join Harold as he walks the streets in pajamas and novelty glasses and interviews bewildered locals.”

I cut the cord and watched CBC’s Olympic coverage via VPN, since they’ll post the entire event online whereas NBC requires you to have a cable provider for its online coverage.

The Canadian team prattled on about Ledecká’s background story until 15 seconds left in the run when they realized what she was doing and…

Hey now, we shouldn’t be jumping to conclusions here. Some of those doctors are probably just selling drugs.

I would just like to point out that apparently Judge Rosemarie Aquilina writes crime novels and we should all buy them

But what does a starfish’s butthole have to do with soccer?

Yep. The judge who is declining to speak with the media is doing it all for the media attention.

Looking forward to the NYT running Nassar’s statement in the opinion section this weekend.

“I just signed your death warrant.”

“- Safety - If you read travel blogs, most crimes that happen to tourists are crimes of theft, usually in the form of pickpockets, who are criminals of opportunity. If you look like a tourist, you will more likely be targeted, than if you look like someone on business. A good sports coat, helps one blend in,…

1. Cut all the brownies and place them on a plate.

I think my video link got Kinja’ed, but the song in question is City Slang. Probably one of the best songs to come out of that era that most people have never heard.

You know what else builds character? Criminal charges for assault.

Hello I’m very sorry that this incident has rocked your family so hard

“The cleanest and most checked in the world.”