I will tell you what is fun!

White(s only) Christmas.

“Herpes is the gift that keeps on giving.”

The same fan threatened to blow up US Bank Stadium if the Vikings signed Robert Turbin.

That’s ridiculous, but why would you want to go listen to Greg Hardy speak anyway?

I grew up in South Carolina so I think I’ve got a good handle on what does and does not constitute being a slave. Something about making at least $8 million over 12 years, not including endorsement deals, doesn’t really strike me as slavery. Suck it up, dude, and while you’re at it pick up my fucking club.

i initially read that headline as

To be fair, it’d be cruel to make Buffalo fans snort their coke off a mirror.

At some point, this bubble is going to burst, and this godawful idea seems like just the prick to do it.

Yesss I spent many afternoons at the town library and ended up reading judy blume probably before I should have while unsupervised and once my school started teching about periods, I was like, guys I totally am already an expert about this.

I know I did! Book was all the rage in my third grade class, and it was indeed what clued me in to the existence of periods. I think it was “Deenie” that referenced the clitoris, though.

I prefer double-secret menus.

The 2015-16 Clippers projected starting lineup:

Mercedes CLK LM

Nissan gtr lmp1 nismo

At last, video evidence that 2:24 is faster than 2:26.

NOT ABOUT HOCKEY BOOOOOOO

It’s a star-off ya’ll

Elliotte Friedman is probably second only to Bob McKenzie on the insider reliability scale. If he’s saying it, it’s being talked about (which is all he’s saying).

You're one of those "Gymkata > American Anthem" people aren't you?