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The Globe and Mail newspaper called the sports section of the newspaper "Sport" for a while. 

Only if he reassumes the creepy AF staring avatar he had on Gawker.

I am resentful that I somehow missed it and very disappointed that none of my FB friends alerted me to that awful news.

There is an ad between each and every headline example in Lauren’s article about the smug pricks from Covington, Kentucky; it looked utterly ridiculous and undermined an excellent piece. 

Filed to: HIGHLIGHT OF THE NIGHT!!!

Can we be the country that just doesn’t need a law against taking a shit at the donut shop and then throwing it at staff because that is just not what ever ever ever happens because we’re not animals?

Nice. Vanilla Nut Taps.

Good drinks, good food, and a nice place to sit and gab with Auntie Carole is what ought to be provided to guests.

You’re sassy enough to practice up here eh? There are similar charges. She better get convicted of aggravated assault. I’d pursue treason as well for doing that to Timmie’s employees. Their facilities are pretty much a public restroom; sometimes they are locked but you would have to be pretty messed up to not be

A) Not a celebrity

You can't make this shit up.

On the bright side, the embedded Twitter videos from today’s games play back fine now (no choppiness/stuttering).

Same. Embedded Twittee video highlights had been playing perfectly and then noticed the choppy video Friday night or yesterday too. Android/Chrome as well.

So shove them in a locker.

Obviously, the contestants were not practicing.

Other than the whole Expos thing, I don’t really know of/have a reason to hate on the Nationals. They do know how to break hearts though.

Actually, they are fine not on the classic rock radio. Dead Boys and Turbonegro aren’t there either. All I am missing is commercials.

Nice job by Mae. 

They haven’t even won yet and their history suggests that they still have the wherewithal to brutally stab the District in the heart by Saturday night.

To be honest, I have never seen a Nats or Expos fan claim that either. Expos fans generally state that they are still choked about the departure.