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This has nothing to do with Megatron but something to with Megatron...

At the park yesterday with my dotter and met a couple there with their grandkids. One of the kids was wearing a Raptors jersey name “Calvin” on the back. Grandma told me the kids’ dad was a Lions fan (egad) and boy was named after Megatron.

I think this is the most sophisticated argument in favour of the call. I believe that the real story here is that the Colts are just pricks for accepting the penalty.

It super sucks but HighAndTight is right; we just don’t live in a “Well, we won’t throw the flag because that isn’t the ‘spirit of the rule’ world” anymore. We have all become such total litigious pricks that application of rules has to be complete and absolute. If the referees used common sense and decided not to

‘Fred van Vleet Sr. commented, “Oh really? That’s just adorable. All the best, Matt."'

The important part of this Giants victory is that I will be able to continue my commentator man crush on Kenny Albert calling Giants games.

I keep watching the clip and wish thatI could drop a puppy into a chipper in front of a stadium full of people and keep my job.

Marvelous. Thank you so much. A particular ladyfriend and I played croquet (the backyard kind) while we were acquainted in the late 80s. While unaware of official tournament play (and the actual rules of the game) much of the fun we had in play was channeling that fierce competitiveness in a genteel setting. Thank you

Can I get that clip of you yelling “Blue Eighty!” as a ringtone?

It might have been the WYTS Browns where Magary (I know I read that on here somewhere) stated exactly that thought. My friend keeps insisting that Mayfield is an asshole (in the best and worst way, and thus will lead the Browns to a title) but his reaction belies that. He might just be a good egg.

Why do you cover this shit? Gamers are consistently the absolute worst type of individual and the only news I ever read about is about racists, misogynists, and pathological bullies. It makes absolute sense that gaming will be permitted as an Olympic event because it checks all the boxes for absolute worst treatment

Bright spot? More inclined to believe that Darnold got mono making out with a high school girl. 

You don’t see them but the numbers prove that they are doing it. Like, who among your friends tells you that they stayed home and watched “Friends” or whatever for the 12 billionth time? They will tell you that they watched “Ida” or some other sort of brilliant shit. But their browser history will reveal them as

All I ever see now is people wearing “Friends” logo sweats and t-shirts. This is what I think of anytime I see somebody wearing the shirt and now, also mentions this show.

I recall that being the case on desktop for sure but that was even pre-Hulkamania and never noticed that on mobile although I have only ever owned cheapass phones.

Fuck yeah. I can hardly scroll through an article without opening ads by mistake. You guys (not those investment bank weasels) deserve to get paid but can we go back to the sophisticated version?

Jajajajaja! Thanks for the laugh out loud (well, guffaw). Visited with lawyer this afternoon to discuss custody case and needed a good laugh.

And best we start the reforms with the rich white lady.

Engine specs etc would be interesting but I am guessing discussing the history of this beast (that engine though!) would trigger all those it had previously terrorized.

That would be a great idea. I remember that there used to be a website made up of blogs much similar to this one. I believe it was called “Gawker”. They did a live blog of the 2012 Election Night and it was one of the greatest pieces of journalism/comedy that I have ever read. I can only hope this blog aspires to