Is that kid in the photograph wearing a knit bathing/play suit? He looks like he would beat you senseless if you mocked him for wearing it.

Oh man, America. You’re so racist and backward. It’s hilarious when you are surprised that someone wants to unload a magazine into a fast food restaurant.

I will check back in the spring for your update.

“Illicit” lots of sympathy? C’mon man...

It can’t be actual maple sap; it’s just sugar water with something floating in it.

Hillbilly couture.

“Cubs hitting dingers; that’s just adorable.”
-Blue Jays fans.

I’d be cool with that chick.

I’ve learned about Mirena and added “menarche” to my vocabulary today; all in a day’s work for Judy Blume.

“Deenie” is a great book. I think it put the seed of acceptance in my head at a young age; I was probably 10 when I found it in the lost and found at public school. Great book for a 10 year old dude to read.

Why shouldn’t we make some corporation’s life a living hell? I feel bad for the franchisee and employees that have to put up with my request for extra pickles (plural: pickles) and extra mustard on my cheeseburger but man, that shit costs a lot on my craptastic wage. Maybe I should be called on my transferring my own…

#DudeWeCalledIt!

The “custom tires” post from earlier today raised my eyebrow (and doubts).

The replay of the car sailing through the air on the Mulsanne Straight was the first thing that popped into my mind when I read the article’s headline. That could have been a real disaster for Merc.

“manager of a weirdly upscale grocery store”

I do have a bias. I wanted to pick the Hawks but that goalie thing in the first round made it a tough choice. Toevsy Baby is a delight to watch.

I’ve got all Ducks in the West side of the playoff pool so your boys should be good. The Hawks are just very good at playoff hockey.

He was epic in the 2014 Olympics and has been hockey pool gold (as well as Seabrook) for last three seasons for me. Love that guy.

Great play by Keith. Too bad the commentary by the Sportsnot crew sounds like a couple of local cable guys. Bless Paul Romanuk and Mike Johnston but they couldn’t carry Doc’s jockstrap.

I was looking for him in the crowd. I think ESPN digitally removed him from his seat just to avoid any awkwardness.