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Yes, let's all try to see the lighter side of rape with a lousy, hackneyed joke.

If you're hanging with Josh Duhamel on the red carpet, you're doing pretty well.

Here's Ron Burgundy in the booth during the opening draw of Canada's Olympic curling qualifier tournament for TSN with host, Vic Rauter and analysts, Linda Moore and Russ Howard. It's a little funnier than the newscast as he's not playing it quite as straight. http://bit.ly/1eN1jJm

Jeez, what a drag I won't be able to watch that Bills/Falcons game here in Toronto on local TV.

They should do that every year. It's a pretty swell picture.

I agree with you concern but should point out that I was speaking of only one beer. I don't want the neighbours thinking Cousin Eddie is out there. I would expect the S.O. to appear at some point with a coffee n' Bailey's at some point (although that peppermint schnapps hot chocolate is welcome to join) to warm

I never feel as alive as I do when I drink an ice cold can of beer in the morning.

Unless it's a hurricane or tropical storm, I just will not be using a name. TWC's strategy of freaking everyone the eff out with regards to weather is sickening really. I don't have that much respect for NBC (they own TWC?) to begin with.

Didn't Gawker Media declare last year that using the Weather Station's name for storms was stupid? Why are you buying into their need to create mass hysteria? They are arguably worse than Homeland Security. Having a holiday at the end of November virtually guarantees the weather will be shitty. Best to get everyone

What's the difference between a men's and women's razor?

First of all, the schools protestations are idiotic. Second of all, who the fuck wears a tux for the yearbook photo?

It's sad that these usages exist but as a document of language, a dictionary would be remiss in not including them. At some point, we can celebrate when the word is edited to include "archaic".

I agree but the definition could denote the term being offensive or pejorative in addition to informal. I'm pretty sure most dictionaries handle racist epithets in a similar fashion.

You're all squares.

I was scrolling down and was wondering, "Where the hell is Princess from 'Battle Of The Planets'?" Represent. I'm thinking Betty Rubble is curiously absent from the list as well.

It's delightful, although I prefer The Kraken to Captain. Root beer is also pretty delicious with.

There should be an NHL award for this comment.

You may have a point there. Everyone I knew in High School that did cross country was pretty awesome.

That would be great just to watch the shit storm that would create in the media.

It wasn't. Global carries SNL here in Canada but upon the end of the show they went to their regularly-scheduled poker.