VERY nice! But I think the ultimate Mitsubishi stash is in my city :)

Also this:

MY PEOPLE.

More pictures of Sapporos, please. I sometimes miss my old one more than I probably should, and just seeing its tail light (there’s a black one on the right side of one of the garage pics with a tarp half off it) brings back a surprising amount of affectionate memories.

Former StarQuest owner here, three of them. Including two at one time. Never own two Starions/Conquests at once. They begin talking to each other and comparing notes.

*smug, self-satisfied wise-ass car guy voice*

As I told my friend Andreas, if there’s anything I learned from this, it’s that I need a Starion.

I’ve only owned 3 cars in the last 24 years, all were Mitsubishi. For a fanboy, this is like Fantasyland. Speaking of fantasy, wouldn’t it great if Mitsubishi corporate had the creative guts and, god forbid, money, to support this wonderful couple and create the ultimate Euro Mitsu Museum and Classic Car lot?…

Jalop of the year.. 100%

2 am in Florida, Feds including ICE agents quietly line up outside a quiet, unassuming white import shop. They place chains on the large overhead door which are firmly attached to the back of an acquired MRAP. With a solid tug and wail from the diesel powered behemoth, it rips the entire door and parts of the wall…

No German automotive manufacturer would ever have dared to show such an ugly potato in public.

The next one was a big one and thirty yards long — a coach built limoship and obviously designed with one aim in mind, that of making the beholder sick with envy. The paintwork and accessory detail clearly said ‘Not only am I rich enough to afford this ship, I am also rich enough not to take it seriously.’ It was…

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Lower gear ratios will increase the torque or force applied to the ground while limiting speed, not increase the power of the engine.

“Since the technology isn’t complete yet,”