Never thought Nürnberg would be mentioned in a Jalopnik article (apart from any Nazi reference of course)! I also live just outside of Nürnberg (in the north-east next to Gräfenberg, if you know it) and I actually work in Ingolstadt. Contact me when you’re around again; would be cool to meet a true jalop here in…

Also this animation here is a high quality render. No manufacturer would ever simulate this level of detail as the solving-time would increase drastically.

Calm your ***s, it’s just satire.

I’ve done my bachelor’s thesis on this new crash test and I can tell you it’s insane. The car stands and the (2,5t) barrier hits the car with 56mph/90km/h. They’ve done already some research tests which you can find on their database and on youtube. Watch the one of the smart ForTwo for total annihilation. Just check…