@ChildBride: Oh, and don't forget Maureen Dowd.

@dancerevolution is back in the game: not enough.

@arodriguez.romero: I thought the same thing! Who rates names? And I would love to have the job of "baby name expert". What kind of a job is that?

@PrettyBitch: ahh that makes sense...

was the worstie a backhanded compliment? fronthanded?

so THAT'S where she was last night at the golden globes!

@mfnher: I heard it too. I really don't understand the problem with a white girl having a black doll or black girl playing with a white doll. people are weird. that's my only conclusion.

@scarletkitsch: technically if it falls on the ground it isn't stealing.

@Unpossible: my roommate and i were saying the same thing! she is gorgeous.

FYI for all the ladies who have Netflix: there are TONS of period costume dramas on instant view right now. "north and south", "the buccaneers", "jane eyre", older versions of "sense and sensibility" and "pride and prejudice" among others.

@AthertonMerriweather: Same here. She is gorgeous.

@AthertonMerriweather: All other younger girls need to watch her. THIS is how you grow up elegantly in Hollywood.

GO jumbos!!!

Kelly Rutherford and her hubby probably split because SHE'S CARRYING RUFUS' LOVE CHILD!!!!

Maria, I have loved reading your posts. Best of luck with everything, you will be missed!

@Jessica Hussein Lovejoy loves Decapitatey Wayne Peterson: this is insane. i love it. hahahaha classic. let's put this on a t-shirt. maybe even a coffee mug?

@Moxie the Maven: Ditto that. That post got so many of my friends and family members hooked on Jezebel. Thanks for everything Jessica, good luck with everything!

I'm sorry. I really want to stare at the adorable bebeh, but I'm super distracted by that rectangle thing on her belt loop. What is that?

@badmutha: I just noticed that too. Is it supposed to be holding up her head...?

@R_Claw(a/k/a Mrs. Edward Cullen): haha well i won't fight you too hard for him though. maybe only a slight battle. :p