@lalaland13: I also love how Jack offered the Tetherball silver medalist to be the voice of Knight Rider. I mean, honestly? A dig at the network's own failed show? Brilliant.

Ok, seriously ladies, who wants to join my octouples tennis team?

@theruraljuror: k in retrospect i should have tried this BEFORE 9:30am. silly wine. my bad guys.

can i thread jack to live blog 30 rock?? anyone want to join my synchronized running team?

@LouisaNuddletits: ahhh that makes more sense. i still stand by the fact that ryan's brother on the OC is very good looking.

@swizzlesticks: I think it's Ryan's older brother on the OC. He's a cutie.

@hatepaperdoll: oh my god KILLED me! Also, when they talked over the last 5 seconds of the song I wanted to break something. I always had to rewind and re-record! I was making art people! Respect!

@63words: my friends have at least 10 mix tapes from me when we were in middle school/high school. It was my MO. Maxell had the best tapes.

@63words: um i challenge you to a press-record-as-soon-as-your-favorite-song-on-the radio-comes-on-and-then-stop-it-before-it-gets-to-commercial race. you know what i'm talkin about.

ummm...i like her purse?

realllly glad that i don't have to think about moving abroad. i mean i love ireland, but it's pricey to move!

@snowygal18: congrats!!

they ran out at my voting station...at 9am! uncool man, un.cool.

@titilayo: AMEN. ie) Jessica Simpson, Speidi, etc.

@HelenSkor: i'm donning a red skirt, white sweater, blue tights. GO AMERICA AND OBAMA!!

@UnSeelie. Ohmygadohmygadohmygadohmy...: Me too. Such a shame because I want to rock the boots-in-pants look SOOO badly.

@miele: I'm more of a crab rangoon girl. My Chinese father would punch me in the arm for saying that but my GOD they are delicious. shhhh

@silkyjumbo: TOTALLY. at least she has a solid back up career if the whole first lady doesn't pan out.

@JennaW: i knoww i love her. she's hilarious and her movies are great, to boot. TEAM AMANDA!

"the most unbearable time of the year" is probably the most accurate tag EVER. christmas is my least favorite holiday...it's all about presents and stuff. that's why i like thanksgiving—it's all about family.