@sarah.not.palin.is.a.shih.tzu.with.lipstick: omg i was going to get soooooo mad at you. i'm pouting by my computer now. jaykay, in fairness, i really should learn to read.

@theruraljuror: *not to be...

@sarah.not.palin.is.a.shih.tzu.with.lipstick: to be a total know-it-all, but that's pax, not maddox.

wait, what?! man, what i would give to be 4 years old and have a full passport already.

i.love.her. i pre-order all her books and listen to the episodes of This American Life more often when she's on them. she and tina fey are the ultimate girls i have crushes on.

@Archetype: I know. Their balmy winters have always appealed to me.

Yay for Kimmelman! (They're awesome enough to be called by one name now.) I wonder if they're schleping down to Florida together this weekend.

@SisterMaryMartha: Thanks!

@jerrica: which one is HIM? yes, the host of WWDTM is diety worthy.

@ineffable.me: sadly, i don't think so. if anything it seems like something out of "i love money" or "rock of love: rock the bus tour" or something of that nature.

in all seriousness, that chick on the left has inspired me to break out my bedazzler and have at a pair of mickey mouse ears for my halloween costume.

it looks like she's drowning?

@covered.in.beez: My body isn't the boss of me. my BRAIN is!

@union lizard: well now people are bored with this arc, hence the new feud between LC and audrina. there is always good drama/tv to be found.

Angie and Katharine just reminded me that i need to get my bangs cut.

@stoprobbers: omg i saw that last night. my roommates and i had on a face of perpetual shock/disturbance while that entire clip aired. then we turned on the most depressing "intervention" ever. seriously, bad things happen when Gossip Girl isn't on!!

@UnSeelie...The Maverick: I can't help but love the whole Jolie-Pitt. They just all seem so happy and mellow all the time. Except for Baby Z. She's all full of sassafrass.

@DorothyZbornak: I second that! Hortense was kickass this weekend. Honestly, aside from checking my e-mail, this blog is one of the only reasons why I even connect to the interweb. Keep up the good work ladies!

guy in the back is pondering why tom cruise is wearing a turtleneck under a blazer.

@UnSeelie...The Maverick: Um, I call my mom from a store to ask for her approval of a shirt she can't see. I don't like disappointing her from hundreds of miles away, which is funny because she doesn't care what I look like as long as I'm happy and healthy.