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you don't want to threaten out loud! you want to threaten quietly. DUH.

@jusgorjus: and by tylenol you mean another glass of wine. heh.

SMACKDOWN OBAMA!!!!!!!!!

so seriously. where can i find that dress?

@funnyface: ok seriously? what is up with a guy's love for hawaiian shirts??

The Juice Diet cover line made me laugh because it reminded me of The Office last night where Kelly passed out due to her juice fast. Hilarious because there is always ONE girl in the office who is trying/tried it.

@hortense: just spit water at my computer screen. i love it.

DOING WELL! He is doing WELL not GOOD. honestly, did anyone learn grammar??

Aw, that is sad. I actually read the "Janes" series and they were really cute. Hopefully they'll turn them into movies.

I hope Gillian names her kid Bookcase if it's a girl.

i don't care if he's balding, i think he's so cute. i mean, did anyone see The Holiday?

AND Miriam Margolyes was the sassy nursemaid in Romeo and Juliet! Ayyyyy!

@maizegirl: I really do take a second before buying shoes to see if they are "bicurious" or not. Thanks 30 Rock!

@sweetchilisauce: "this mess is going to get raw like sushi, so haters to the left."