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@Oriana: I get that all the time and I say Wisconsin. They just stand there and go, "...oh." then I have to explain the "half chinese, half white." The best time I got asked, "what are you?" was during a job interview. They thought I looked like that girl Tessa from the bachelorette. I'm not offended, just

i'm just gonna say it: i hate these 50's sunglasses.

@gherkinfiend: ohhh brilliant. suggestion: don't get clear shelves. that shit shows dust like it's going out of style.

@gherkinfiend: hee hee, it's also effective because it reduces my need to clean. it's all about the laziness.

@misshoax: if it's wrong, i don't want to be right.

@gherkinfiend: to each their own. i don't like things because they collect dust.

@SarahMC: but don't you want mementos of those moments? the staged pics are cute, but the best ones are the candids where you really capture what's happening. love those.

@hollygirl: hussy is my go-to inslut (get it?). it's just so great.

@heykoukla: this is why i take an INSANE amount of pictures to the point that people hate me (but then beg me to post all the pictures as soon as i get home). i just call myself a tourist of my life.

I'm with Intern Margaret. i rock the "tea cup-like" pose as well as the "oh my gosh it looks like i have to pee" pose in pictures. i'm shallow and i'm ok with it.

*sandwich.

i'd like an olivier, orlando, theruraljuror sandich please.

you tell 'em kiera! ain't no shame in small boobies.

Where's Kelsey's daughter, Spencer (aka. Casey Cartwright from Greek)?? She's the bomb.

i never wore a slip until my mom made me buy one to wear under my white dress when i went home (because without it i apparently looked like a hussy) and i now wear them ALL THE TIME. they just make all the dresses i wear look so much better. it's crazy.

I come from a long line of fighters. My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. World War Two veteran. Killed twenty men then spent the rest of the war in an Allied prison camp. My father...battled blood pressure and obesity all his life. Different kind of fight.

@GuyismyGuy: some women = theruraljuror. what can i say, i love a dorky dude with glasses. it happens.

@ilikenoise: i'd rather see some fuzzy dice, to be honest.