i *hate* jumpers, but for some reason blake pulls it off. and those shoes need to be on my feet, like 5 minutes ago.

good morning! stupid question time: is amy winehouse's hubby's last name really incarcerated? or is that just a joke because he's in jail?

@rocknrollunicorn: ahh that was a good one. but the one where they go on welfare is a classic.

@velveteen.love: whoa you do your smiley faces the other way. my mind is blown.

i can't wait for "it's always sunny in philadelphia" to come back on. that show is hilarious.

@TheGirlWithTheGoldenEyes: I call dibs on Saturdays...date night!

@monkeydance: AMEN. I always get frustrated when they don't! And then Amy goes off and marries him? That's just weird, man.

@Dear Blond Diary...: I pretty much hated "Little Women" because Winona didn't choose Laurie. Like, COME ON, you turned down the gorgeous, nice next door neighbor for a German professor?? No way.

@HistoricUpstart: @Khrushchev: try any banker, bum, or barber.

@LadyNo Fondles Sweaters: TOTALLY had sex. If anything, you definitely went to third base.

@Khrushchev: Ah, stop your bawlin.

@Khrushchev: hey bumma's we gots work to do.

@Khrushchev: that's my cigar.

@nakadika_shiksa: beat me to it, but i'm glad we're on the same page. underwear and all.

And you can't forget Newsies.

@CreoleSugar: ZING!

OH MY GOD IS THAT A COOKIE CAKE??? GET IN MY BELLY.

Kate Hudson in a movie with Daniel Day Lewis? Methinks that is going to be interesting...

@emandem: I'm about thisclose to grabbing my purse and snuggling under my desk for a nap. Bosslady is gone so I mean....

Pictures of big, fluffy bedding at 3pm on a Friday?! You are too cruel Dodai.