Someone at The Onion just read you comment, yelled God Damnit, and deleted their entire article.

Putin/unholsters himself

I’m sure it’s in between all that stuff at “work”.

You are, among many other things, completely and utterly insufferable.

Sounds like someone wants to be re-elected

Yeah, I’m pretty sure he’s heavily invested in crystals all right...

Just hit 40 and already can feel the oncoming symptoms of not giving a ripe fuck. It’s not bad, actually.

What’s with those people? It’s like they hit their heads or something.

Considering most discretionary spending there likely comes in the form of meth and/or abortions, 500 bones ain’t too bad.

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We have to begin to understand and acknowledge the reality that some people have different opinions than us and we can either demonize them, or try to truly understand them, so that we can get together to make whatever concessions we need to balance this out. Otherwise, this fucking ping pong match will keep going on…

Thank you SINCERELY for this.

+1 that handle is brilliant

“That was all the cocaine we had, Karen!”

The irony is palpable

Always that one douche who rolls off of his sister long enough to make a snide remark about another commenter.

Jokes are so much funnier when they need to be explained.

The Price is wrong, bitch!!

Greasy.....that’s the word I was looking for.