Speaking of dodging a bullet, you know who didn’t? Archduke Franz Ferdinand!

In 1977, you needed announcers. In hindsight, the technology was terrible. The screen graphics sucked, there was no superimposed yellow first down lines, not to mention the horrible broadcast quality (it’s hard for me to watch anything not in HD).

My takeaway from when Norm hosted the ESPYs is that Ken Griffey Jr. is a humorless dick.

And here’s the greatest hits!

You know that Sartre play “No Exit”?

None of that makes him look any better or is any kind of a reasonable excuse.

Weiner’s lawyers, who are asking that Weiner forego prison time and serve probation, described the girl as “a curious high school student, looking to generate material for a book the government has disclosed she is now shopping to publishers,” and that she sought “somehow to influence the US presidential election, in…

Also, if I’m recalling correctly, she’s not even American. I believe she’s British. So not only is she manipulating a national election in this scenario, she’s manipulating a foreign election! Bravo to her.

“a curious high school student, looking to generate material for a book the government has disclosed she is now shopping to publishers,” and that she sought “somehow to influence the US presidential election, in addition to securing personal profit.”

realtime video of me reading this headline:

she sought “somehow to influence the US presidential election, in addition to securing personal profit.”

Weiner’s lawyers, who are asking that Weiner forego prison time and serve probation, described the girl as “a curious high school student, looking to generate material for a book the government has disclosed she is now shopping to publishers,” and that she sought “somehow to influence the US presidential election, in…

Weiner acts like a dick and can go fuck himself

Broseph just announced that he destroyed his wife’s career as a matter of record. That is a deliberate and abusive power move, not a regretful tone of remorse. Disgusting.

So, basically... “bitch set me up.” Got it.

I can’t say 100% for sure, but I think Faraci coming back on might have been better received had it not been made clear that him stepping down in order to “get help” was more or less bullshit - to borrow a phrase I’ve seen used a few times in the last couple days, they just moved the priest to a new parish until they…

“I’m wondering how the narrative could have shifted if not every one of the protesters was depicted as a sloppy redneck. Many of the marchers at Charlottesville appeared soft-spoken at first, with a modern, clean-cut uniform of white polo shirts and khakis.”

Apparently when Trey and Matt said “No Trump,” they meant “we’re going to awkwardly avoid mentioning Trump even in episodes that are clearly about him, and his absence will stick out like a sore thumb so badly that it’ll feel like we’re censoring ourselves for no reason.”

More precisely, it’s like housing other people’s diamonds, telling anyone who pays you whose diamonds you are housing, how many of them, and what they’re worth, and then not only leaving the door unlocked but leaving it open with a sign that says “Diamonds Are In Here And We Aren’t Home.” And then charging people to…

If you compare and contrast the smart phone apps between Transunion, Experian, and Equifax, you’ll notice that Transunion and Experian appear advanced and modern in their interface and functionality, while Equifax looks like something out of the nineties. I first noticed this several months ago, and quickly realized…