Eminem: Take this Brick, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: Ooh, that's bad.
Eminem: But it comes with a free Album!
Homer: That's good.
Eminem: The Album is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
Eminem: But its "The Marshal Mathers LP".
Homer: That's good!
Eminem: The album is on Cassette
Eminem: …That's bad.
Ho…

*Gary Cherone sends Deep dish Meatlovers to Will Ferrell

MegaLife sound like Megadeth's non-union Christian equivelent

Mick Mars from Motley Crue is checking to see if what they were doing counts as Metal

Dave Mustaine tried that, and look how it worked out for him.

King of Dairy Queens?

Are Kiedis' stomach pains consistent with getting hit with the Bop Gun?

Yeah, but some of the others were Vanilla Ice's "Extremely Live" Live album, the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2" and "Cool as Ice" soundtracks.

Dont know what the issue is. Ex-PM Tony Abbott used to smuggle Budgies all the time

You guys just had to take it to the (Mad) Max

Yeah, X-Men were cool before they cut their hair , they just aren't metal anymore. Next thing you know Professor X will be suing kids for using Napster

Also the best scene in Ace Venture: When Nature Calls followed by its own 90 minutes of Meh and self induced vomiting

Bad Teacher, Bad Neighbors now Bad Mums - What else can Hollywood make bad?

I'd take Priest's "Turbo Lover" over any of those.

This doesn't answer the question "Did the Lord create Creed, and couldn't he have rested on that day too?"

Hopefully this doesn't turn Naughty Dog off of "The Last of Us" movie

Han shot first

Not as disappointing as Easy Rider 4: Wild Hogs

Pauly Shore

The day the Jedi Cried?