And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

... the same Liberty Flames that lost today to Rutgers.

Remember when Syracuse was ranked earlier this season? Good times.

The article explains it, that the water level isn’t sufficient to support her, but they’re just doing it to get her used to the water/process. Once she’s acclimated, they do raise the water level.

I don’t really think that the water is deep enough to offset gravity. Cinderblock’s ‘heft’ is still above the waterline. All this is doing upsetting her.

Steely Dan is music from the gods, best appreciated by us cerebral beings that like their rock with a dollop of jazz mixed in.

I remember walking down the hallway one morning during my junior year in high school, staring at a beautiful senior named Cindy as she sang along with the song “Peg” while it was being played over the loudspeakers by our in-school morning radio show. I immediately fell in love with her and, although I don’t know what…

I SEE YOUR TYPING IN ALL CAPS AND I RAISE YOU BOLD AND UNDERLINE. IF YOU DON’T THINK AJA KICKS FUCKING ASS YOU ARE A WORTHLESS BAG OF MEAT.

I know that things on the internet can get pretty heated and a lot of people say things they don’t really mean because they are protected by the cloak of anonymity, so I want you to understand how sincere I am when I say I hope you die in a fire.

And now the old NUMMI is the Tesla factory

My least favorite movie is CIVAL WAR 2: ROB DRAKE SAW THREE DUDES DO INTERRACIAL HUGGING

After all those years keeping Stephen in bubble wrap, the Nats finally determined that the best packing material is two warm teammates.

I keep saying that it’s not so much that a racist, sexist, fool like Trump is President, it’s that 60 million people were cool with making a racist, sexist, fool president. Even if he loses the next election and we start to move back towards some semblance of normalcy, those 60 million people will still be here.

It’s primal mating and presenting behavior, just like dick pics. Evolved beings understand that it’s primitive and unsuccessful. People following their reptile minds don’t understand that.

+1 errant foul tip to the crotch

So he’s your typical Trump voter, a white guy with money who talks a big game, but would fold in an instant if you so much as looked at him with any intent. “SOMEONE NOTICED MY TWEET?! DELETE MY ENTIRE ACCOUNT!” is a pussy ass bitch move just like his hero, president pussy ass bitch.

Why is it the English only freaks are the ones with the worst grammar, spelling and punctuation?

Rob Drake, cival war advocate, and friend of the morans.

You should learn to read.