Keebler has lots of elves.

You summed it up well. It’s good that the Browns have previously hired minorities at all levels, but it’s irrelevant for this current case. And in this current case, if the team did comply with the rule and conducted its thorough search (and interviews) in secret, it was done while the front-office executive was still…

It’s only newsworthy though because they did their search in secret before firing their current GM.

If it makes you feel any better, Rosen could be Joe Montana reincarnated and he would still suck on the Browns.

I hope he still has the address of that coal mine.

Joe Scarborough. That Guy in every women’s studies class who has to interrupt and say some version of, “If more women used birth control, the abortion rate would go down!” over and over again.

What do you expect? It’s Mike McCartky for fucks sake. He might have had a backbone once, but he slathered it in KC Masterpiece and ate it.

Nuke from orbit.
It’s the only way to be sure.

Is he asking if the textbook quid pro quo sexual harrassment scenario should be OK, because Weinstein started the company?

1. You have shitty friends

He seems to have learned, he is wildly offensive.

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

To be fair, Trump is definitely an expert on businesses going to hell.

Your example is not a whataboutism.

You just can’t trust Robs. If you met someone named Burgle, you wouldn’t trust them either, right?

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

The Steelers’ absence was less of a demonstration, and more of an attempt to avoid making any kind of statement.

In response to questions one and two, why do you hate America?

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices