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Wondering also. Celebrating this man’s utter contempt for his team, teammates and fanbase and he shits the court nightly is confounding. Kobe is encapsulating the worst of a once great athelete, albeit a shitfuck narcissist, who cannot accept its over.

I am a Lakers Fan. Kobe is an assclown. He is the epitome of the Me-First attitude that pervades basketball today. Look at the resting bitch face he constantly wears. Its like is is tired of having to defend his, “I am fucking Kobe Bryant so why do you people constantly question my celebrity and constantly point out

Actually, she may not be the most stable person. I have come across her in a professional capacity. I think she is a couple of tomatoes short of a thick paste

Wait? Why are people jumping Marshall about his time with the Bears??? I would be mad too if I had an overpaid underperforming QB who’s natural expression is resting-bitch-face.

I feel like Smith gets up every morning and reads the dictionary for a new word to use in one of his many many run on sentence/monologues.

He was the first ugly Raider that came to mind. How about Lyle Alzado? Better? Also, he is dead.

Amen. And this makes me want to find Mark Davis and give him a hug.

Manziel has proved only that, at times (one time), he might not suck a bag of hot shit threw a straw. WTF is with the notion that Johnny needs to prove himself? He is not an NFL ready QB. Period. Oh, he threw a beautiful TD pass to what’s-his-name Cleveland WR. OOooo, he scored! That a fucking low bar, seriously.

Well played, but too soon man, too soon.

How do you get seamen off of seamen? This has been vexing me for quite sometime.

I have to disagree, I think actually an 8 year old could answer this stuff.

It turns out they are robots and their mommy is their creator who badly burned herself in a BBQ accident because Austrians don’t know shit about how to grill.

Could it also be that Seattle is a mediocre road team (true statement) and that St. Louis has gotten the better of them in past and GB is fucking awesome and the Russell Wilson is not even in the same galaxy as Rodgers (and BTW I think RW is a fraud and the product of a team with a monster defense, one of the best

Yes, because every coach is always taking the long long long term view because ownership always gives coaches a ton of lattitude when it comes to winning games and winning season. Its always based on their entire body of work past present and future.

Ray Lewis is herpes. But the kind of herpes that murders people. Fuck him and his stupid grass grabbing dance.

Its not what he is doing, its how he is doing it. And that he manufactures this focus group driven persona as if he embodies everything that is wholesome in life.

Let’s be honest. The only people keeping the fairy tale alive that somehow Geno was going to win back his job were sports journalist who have a vested interest in the storyline.