"the internet’s dominant heuristic—which is to read something that does not address you directly and immediately think, “But what does this mean about me?”

“There was no way I was gonna let my namesake become an Uncle Tom.”

Meh, I’m still in the Sanders camp (at least until he loses the primaries to Clinton *sighs heavily*)

Whew. I have never been more grateful to hear that a movie is a wheels off shitshow than I am now.

Historically, no. This team is also one of the best defensive teams in the league this year, so there is that.

I have a thing (VERY SEXUAL) towards Mireille Enos. I am so in I’m out..

i assume that joel kinnaman will be around in later episodes

No sport needs a union more badly; no sport is less likely to get a union. It’s bleak.

Pictured: A person I would not want to screw out of money

Seriously, she is a goddess. I quit, here’s my new outfit.

Totally brutal. These guys are paid so poorly as it is. I do miss the sport itself occasionally, but I’ve never regretted walking away from following the UFC a couple years ago.

Don’t feel bad; my shorts currently have just a liiiiiiiitle bit of bird poop on them.

Welp, this is basically perfect. The hair, the creamy minty jade green, the understated makeup with a flash of purple lip color to pick up the trim of the...I guess this is more of an “ethereal confection” than a “dress”? I’ll just be over here in my burlap sack eating Cheez-its.

I had no idea Old Milwaukee was a font.

No.

Enough with ‘Ballghazi’ you guys lost the headline battle long, long ago to deflategate. Deflategate (and most gates) are stupid too, but no one was killed in a terror attack during watergate, cut the ghazi shit out.

She’s impossibly beautiful. He’s a mayonnaise sandwich.

I have always thought that Scully “settled” with Mulder, when I felt she could have had a loving and stable relationship with that shining dome of hotness, AD Walter Skinner.

she is beauty, grace, intelligence, everything good, personified.

As someone whose weight has gone up and down, and now up and up, I have a long standing tradition of not commenting on someone’s body, good or bad. If someone gains weight, or loses weight, or is pregnant(or looks pregnant), I don’t comment. I wait for them to mention it. You don’t know why someone has lost or gained…