I seriously thought this was LiLo for two seconds...

Thankfully for Clark, punching a woman isn’t nearly as harmful to your draft stock as something like, oh say, being gay.

And the Titans drafted Dorial Green-Beckham in the second round too. Teams don’t care about what you did in the past, they only care about the likelihood of you doing it again in the future and ending up suspended on their watch.

Sorry, I don’t think Couric and her husband deserve any credit for this.

You won’t be so thrilled when they have a dog kissing a tree on Kiss Cam.

The sad part is that Americans are trading out unhealthy options like McDonald’s for equally unhealthy crap like Subway and Chipotle, not for something actually better.

Start by being In N Out.

I’ve started to measure Steph highlights by how much they resemble a kung-fu movie, where an impossible number of helpless opponents are improbably, effortlessly dispatched.

Typical male privilege trying to excuse the nastiness

Nope, too late. I already told my husband his beard is full of poop. No take-backs.

Just stop. Stop the movie. Stop it.

So in on the joke a bunch of them walked right the fuck out of the joke.

I hate how NPR lets him get the last word every single fucking time. Let E.J. Dionne do it once, motherfuckers!

NOW they believe in due process. Now that the cops are the ones on trial...

The world is waiting for a thinker who can describe poverty through the lens of social psychology.

Well I mean...it IS kind of funny, but more in a “laughing AT Jameis” kind of way than a “laughing WITH Jameis” kind of way.

I actually watched parts of the draft. I have issues.

It’s still unclear if the young woman wanted to be in the photo, or if Winston forced her to be in the photo.

At least he’s not jumping up on the table and ruining everyone’s night at Joe’s Crab Shack by screaming very specific intercourse instructions.

“Are you sure you’ve thought this through?”