After the Cedric Benson tragedy, I have zero patience for this staged shit.  These influencers can eat shit and die.

Seriously...what is it?  

I never understood why “secretary” ins’t PC anymore. What is wrong with secretary?

All of those are good, except for the Ass-pen...which was horrible.

I can’t believe you would say that a multibillion dollar business doesn’t have their employees’ best interests at heart.  I mean, they did say “our people are our strength” so it has to be true :)

Most recessions aren’t nearly as bad as the one 10 years ago...I know it might not make you worry less, but it’s 100% true.

Freaking Republicans deserve to crash :)

Yeah, I managed to hang onto my job during the last one, but it was still psychologically damaging.  I became much cheaper over the past decade.

It does say next decade...that wasn’t even edited.  

GM is going to be down to Chevrolet and GMC by the end of the next decade they way they’re going.

If I’m getting a vehicle that can’t go over 55mph, I’ll just get the bus from Speed and save a fortune.

Did they really sell that many Jukes that they want to give it another go?  I guess so.

It’s not $60k, it’s $59,995.

Someone else here said it...I can get a brand spanking new C8 with a factory warranty for $60k. This is CP to the max.

but of course :)

For what?  Responding to a call and doing their fucking jobs?  This isn’t the cops fault.

only one pulling the trigger...that’s cute, lol.

Did an ambulance come to give the H2 driver a tetanus shot?

I drove through Manhattan in a truck with Texas plates...while lost.  It went poorly.

I read your comment, went back to the top, and spit my water all over my screen.  Thanks, lol.