Look at all this stuff I got done yesterday evening! LOOK AT IT! Unfortunately I have a messy-ass family and half of it needs to be done again, but I can't because I'm very busy patting myself on the back.

“the one that is based on pseudo science” describes almost every hollywood sci-fi movie ever made.

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG TO USE THIS GIF.

These are hideous. These clothes are hideous. Why don’t any critics or commentators just say it?

This is, and I can’t believe I’m saying this again, very obviously three kids stacked on top of each other under a trench coat.

Isn’t that a Dick Tracy villain?

Nope.

I remember the early days of prison servers where it was actually like a prison. There was no bullshit OP enchanted weapons, you actually had to pay rent on a cell or risk losing it all, and the pickaxe wasn’t some fucking mega-miner that could break blocks at lightning speed.

What historians?

I’m about to become 31 years old in two months time.

Great article, Billy, but I have one problem with you saying the Argentinians “Hulk-smashed” the US men’s team. That is impossible because Hulk is Brazilian and I believe didn’t see a single minute of action

I definitely believe they’re using the extra dev time to change/add to the game, but I have nigh zero doubt the extra dev time was given to them because of the NX

They used to do it through labor like roadworks but that has its own host of issues.

omg that fucking face

I am a lifelong Warrior fan. I have suffered through a conga-line of indignities over the year. While I have enjoyed the past two seasons mightily. I have alwaysknown that this would all come crashing down one day because Joe Lacob is a self important boob, and will never, ever pass up a moment to steal credit,…

Funny, he doesn't look Drewish

Do you think the townsfolk will ever find Hamster Huey's head?

Where's Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie by Mabel Syrup?

I made the mistake of taking the kids to a Laura Numeroff reading/book signing. She read the mouse/cookie book, but she made up the text as she went along. If you've never seen fifty kids under the age of five go apeshit because someone is fucking with their favorite book, I highly recommend it.