If I ever get married I'm saying this about my mother.

#notallmen, goddamn Jezebels.

Shut it down.

My mom had a Hitachi magic wand when i was a little boy. for some reason she would never let me use it even when my shoulders were sore.

Diablo would make an amazing action movie. One mans journey down, down, down.

Mexico is serious business. At least they let the girlfriend go.

(Update 4:33 p.m.): Oh, damn. From the Dallas Morning News, Dejean-Jones was shot by a man in an apartment where he kicked in the front door at 3:20 a.m.:

This needs to be reported as n more. Thank you for this.

Unless the guy is standing 3 feet away going for a distance record, she would not see his penis.

Damn.

When I have lamborghini money...I’m buying. G wagon

+1 ruined childhood

I'm doing my part by not raping anyone. What are you doing?

Ty! I don't know what I'll do with this knowledge, but...

Yes. “We reserve the right to force ‘critical updates...bla bla security patches...”

Out of curiosity, have you the relevant parts of any EULAs that enables them to do this? I'll be honest I never read them.

Guess I’m really dumb, because I thought this would be much more like traditional Pokemon game.

Yes. One small services store. We run everything off a laptop, with a small booking app. We have lots of retail. it’s impossible to remember the pricing on everything, let alone Any client details.

+1 hair windmill

That? That is the sound of a million voice-communication boxes being unclicked so eight-year-olds won’t tell you how bad you suck at minecraft