Tom please do follow ups when the inevitable back room hand-greasing gets revealed

I volunteer to be a bathroom guard in their school toake sure no boys go I into the sweet, delicious little girls room... I'm taking my lunch break out in my van. The one with the blacked out windows.

I'd like to trade this for a different model...

Exactly!

Oh thank you!

Well the “records” only go back a couple hundred years, but we can conclude a lot of things based on geology!

Hey Maddie thank you for these I really miss The vein but you do a good job too :)

Needs a few more hashtags. Everytime I hear someone say I’ve got to branch out on social media, I think of these walls of hashtags a try not to puke.

Can my estate sue someone to not do this ? This is starting to get tacky.

I want to give this woman a hug.

But how else would I let you know my intentions at you?

For you maybe. I on the other hand...

No I do not think she is pretty. But I do think she is crazy.

I'm staring to think this guys pretty good...

“...and he has total respect for women.”

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Have they fixed the bugs and performance hitches finally?

Uggggh I’m sympathizing with Ke$ha.

Disappointed Michael Bolton breaking the fourth wall may be the greatest reaction gif ever.

Seriously he should just sign a waiver, and let's make a case for steroids and their healing properties. We can get some great research in the meantime.