Not going to be a popular take but I’m going to say it anyway...

Here’s a scenario. Imagine it’s your first week starting a new job. That job is to shoot and produce video. Now imagine that the editors and writers have given you this great idea for a video shoot and the Fiat is going to be the picture car we use in said imagination video.

Now imagine getting a phone call 1 day…

Orloved. FIFY.

everything should have the full body design

First, the man in the picture is in a car full of empty seats. Who cares how he sits?

There is literally nothing sad about this.

Auto sales has no place for you and your math skills. :D

If you amortize the amount due at signing over the 24 month term, plus the taxes (7% of new car value here in GA), this is a $550/mo lease. $0.66 per mile, plus gas and insurance. Not a very good deal.

who the fuck goes after a no kill dog shelter?

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

What he lacks in style and technique he makes up for in a superior corner team, fashion sense, nicotine intake, and incomprehensible gibberish.

The new front end looks much better

“This is the best looking Jeep GC model ever.”

I can verify this, as I have 3 kids but have only caught 1 foul ball, and have expended roughly the same amount of effort to achieve both.

“If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s life, she will choose to save the infant’s life without even considering if there are men on base.” -Dave Barry

Whenever Mrs Lizardo questions my decision making I just remind her that she married me so hers is worse.

You can always make another baby, but there’s only one foul ball.

We ran out of gas in a VERY bad neighborhood in New Orleans... We saw the gas station, but couldn’t get to it from where we were, so had to make a loop. We went a touch too far, and got in to a really bad part of town that that felt light years from French Quarter even though it was only two miles or so away. Houses…

As far as anyone can tell, he was mad about the fact that Harper rocked his shit two times during the 2014 NLDS.