My college roommate kept mini kit-kats in the freezer instead of mini peanut butter cups. He was a monster.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

OH YEAH BRO? OH YEAH? I GET LAID ALL THE TIME BY 10/10 MODELS SO OFTEN I CONSTANTLY HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL TO GET MY FLUIDS REPLACED. I’M LIKE THE BRAKES OF AN AARP MEMBER’S CAR BRO JUST SPLOOSHING EVERYWHERE. I’M BASICALLY BANGING GIRLS LEFT AND RIGHT, AND I HAD TO HAVE MY WIENER REGISTERED AS A WEAPON BECAUSE I…

TIL the turbo tattoo guy is actually an off grid enthusiast.

It’ll lead to a three-year, $40M deal with the Browns, where Brissett will put up a passer rating of 73.6 and be out of the league by 2020.

You’re now third on the Browns QB depth chart.

All wrong.

thats a lie. Every problem can be solved by force.

And next you will tell me that I can’t fix everything with a hammer

The Fiesta driver was just demonstrating that they are ready for the Ferrari Challenge series.

Once again Patrick you buried the lead. Panthers are the best undefeated team in the NFL right now.

They're totally going to be the first back to back undefeated super bowl champions.

I like how intentional grounding just cancels out a helmet to helmet tackle.

Even though they lost, the Panthers are still undefeated

BRUH

He’s going to need a lot of ketchup cake for this.

That sound you heard was Drew Magary spiraling down a vortex of sorrow.

Philadelphia fans can attest to the fact that Eagles can take your Spirit away.

It’s like a big cat.

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